DOINVEGAS

...Bonjour!!! Here's a little bit of French in your Face. Huge Effiel Tower Replica out front. Located pretty much Center Strip. It's all French, All the time. They're like characters from "Team America." But seriously, it's an AFFORDABLE and Clean hotel. The rooms are quite decent and if you get the right room you'll have a Sweet View. The crowd is an equal mix of every age group. I wouldn't call it "Party Central," but while you're there, check out their night club, Risqué. I hear good things.

...at THE RIII-OOOO!!! Try walking into this joint and not get that tune stuck in your head. It keeps me up at night. In my opinion, The most UNDER Rated hotel in all of Las Vegas. NO JOKE. This place costs like $60/nt, is an ALL SUITE HOTEL (that means every room is a Suite) and has one of my favorite clubs, the VOO DOO LOUNGE. Yes, The Rio is "Off the Strip," but Does anyone want to know what that even means?? It means: A 2 minute Cab Ride to ANY Destination on "THE STRIP." It will run you like $5!!!!! Crazy, right?

...I have to remain neutral as to which hotel is my Favorite due to the nature of my business. Thus I cannot say that This Hotel is my favorite. Favorite of all time. No hotel comes close to their crazy Hardwood and Sky Villa Suites, I love this place. I cannot say any of that. They have the Hottest Girls, most of whom do not work there. If you stay here you WILL SEE A CELEBRITY. I promise. If you like food, Good. My favorite Restaurants: Garduños and N9NE. Playboy bunnies walking around in nothing. "Off the Strip, 1 minute." - Do the right thing. Stay here.

...back then, they didn't want it, Now it's hot, they allll on it.... This hotel is spectacular. It's Fancy as hell, and has a great club scene. Two of my personal favorites, Tao and Lavo. Not to Mention, the ROOMS!!! This spot as well as the Palazzo, next door, are ALL SUITE HOTELS. As I told you before, if you stay here you will be staying in a suite. It's that simple. Go put a band of merry men together and get here. 2 big beds, sunken living room = tight suite. Did I mention 2 of the most popular Day AND Night spots, TAO and LAVO are located here? Just remember people, after looking at the price, 1) It's worth it, 2) you're in VEGAS!! and C) The price is split 4 ways......

...what a damn Fine Establishment they got here. Connected by what seems like a never-ending walk, is the VENETIAN. One of the nicest properties on the Strip. Every room is a suite. Just like her sista' The Venetian. The rooms are huge, new, and smell like honey. A little bit expensive but split 3-5 ways, you're livin' large Holmes. LAVO LAVO LAVO, sweet night club. LOVE IT. I don't know why but this hotel is a tiny bit more pricey than The Venetian. They seem pretty similar to me. Maybe because 1 is newer? I guess it's just one of those questions that we'll never know the answer to.

...YOU DONT HAVE TO BE 21 TO CHECK IN. That means you SHOULD stay here for real cheap and THEN go out on the town. Listen up kiddies. JT VEGAS knows what he's talking about. The hotel has surprisingly nice rooms and did I mention it's one of the lowest priced hotels only two steps off the Strip? It's right near the LAS VEGAS HILTON and the SAHARA. Check it out.

...this place is okay I guess. It's "Off the Strip" about 15 mintues. I want to say it's right next door to the Green Valley Ranch, BUT it's not, so I can't, so I wont. The hotel is extremley hot. Pamela Anderson Hot. It has a very nice and gigantic casino but, in my opinion, the hotel is more of a resort style "Getaway" than a Las Vegas Hotel. I heard the Locals love going to the Night Club "CHERRY." Price is good. Sportsbook, Spa, and Food all top notch.

...I will be the first to admit it, I have never stayed here. Do I know how to WOW people with my markerting skills or what??? Seriously. Similar to the Red Rock Hotel, it's one of those sorta "Off the Strip" properties. It's about 15 Minutes from "Centre" Strip (My Mom is from England). Primarily a place for a lil' R & R. Casino, Yes. Extremely nice property. Stay here if you want to get pampared while your significant other hits the tables or hits the floor, or hell, hits anything.

...cover your eyes, I'm gonna throw some facts at ya'. This hotel is named after a very famous Cowboy from the Old West. Around 1500 AD. His name was Mr. Ballys. He was known for his fancy hats. One day, he decided to challenge a mysterious stranger to a newly invented game; "Thumb War." Long story short, this is a sweet Hotel. It's one of the few hotels that you can REALLY say is located "Center Strip." It's one of the older hotels, but they really know how to treat their players. Great customer service on top of EXTREMLEY LOW HOTEL RATES. Good choice. No night clubs.

...it's named after an exotic bird. A pink one. This hotel is Bangin'!!!! It's located "Center Strip" next to Bally's, Harrah's, etc. It's Not the Cheapest but the prices are pretty damn inexpensive. The Rooms are large. You can squeeze in a lot of people which makes for a better room rate split. This is probably one of the few places where it's ok to get belligerent. At least everyone else is. They got MARGARITAVILLE here. This is where you can get one of those abnormally large plastic souvenir drink things. If you like to party/drink/pass out, then stay here. DO IT!!

..."is this the real Caesars Palace? No...I didn't think so." - The Hangover, everyone has heard of it. It's modeled after Old Rome. Don't be alarmed, the rooms are all Modern. What a relief right? You probably thought you would have to bath with a bunch of people or be forced into involuntary servitude or something. Not here, maybe in Atlantic City. There is a Young Partying crowd about the place. Attached to the Forum Shoppes. PURE is here. PUSSYCAT DOLLS are here too!!!! You always see a Celebrity make some kind of appearence. If you're 21-40 and single stay here. If you're not... stay here anyway.

...hmmm, well what can I say? I Walked in and around this place. It's harmless. They have a myriad of $5 BJ Tables. So come here if you're THAT GUY who places $5 on each hand of BJ. I hate you. You have to Play big to Win big. Ever hear that expression? Well, if you want to stay on the Strip for $20 a night, stay here. It's in this underground locaion in the mix of HARRAH'S, BALLY'S, and the FLAMINGO. They have a club there. The rooms are do-able and the price is UNBEATABLE!!! Can't be beaten. Will not.

...this is a Pretty tight property for the college/party folk. If you like Rock N' Roll Don't stay here. They banned all Rock material after that Kris Allen dude, who won the last season of American Idol, came out with music he calls rock. What is the world coming to? In all seriousness, I love it here. The customer service is incredible. Everyone is very nice, even if you're not a "Big Player." Themed hotel rooms, like Elvis, KISS, U2, etc. Really cool memorabilia scattered about. If you are going to eat here stick w/NOBU or RARE 120. AMAZING. Did I say they get down here? They have THE JOINT, a live music venue that features the hottest and brightest acts of today as well as 2 nightclubs that are pretty popular, Vanity & Wasted Space.

...center strip huh? This is as Center Strip as you can get. It's pretty nice. More for the older crowd if you ask me. A bunch of Bingo is played here. But if you want to save some money, it's chill. Theres a sports book, and if you are going to eat, you have to try THE RANGE STEAKHOUSE. Incredible. No clubs here but is in the center of all of the Vegas Action. Walking distance from anything. It's called Harrah's for several reasons. 1) It's a Harrah's Entertainment Property. 2) I'm finished. Sorry for the Number 2. I ran out of things to say.

...jump in the skytube next the McDonald's. Go up 1 Floor in an elevator, get on to the airport People Mover, down an elevator, and you're there. This is more of a unique property. Really weirdly connected to the Palms Hotel. It's pretty nice but it's not The PALMS. Number of rooms: 599. NO casino here. NO sportsbook. If you want to be out of the smoke and hotelish atmosphere, stay here, it's quiet.

...you should stay here with the family, or by yourself, or with friends. I really don't care at all. But this property is LEGIT. Fire, Lava (Magma, if it were under ground), Volcanoes, Tigers (white and regular), and Dolphins. This place is like Disneyland for Adults. It's like Disneyland for kids too. Except there are no rides, no walking cartoon characters, and NO Churros. Come and Play!!! Yay.

...wooooow. This place is spectacular. Besides it's tremendous over the top pricing for everything from a bag of peanuts to the cost of an average hotel room, this place is the bee's knees. Fun partying crowd of all ages. Except people under 21 of course. I suggest you come and check it out if you know what's good for you. Bring a sack lunch/dinner with you so you can afford to travel back home.

...if you recently read my above opinion on the Wynn Resort and Casino then this is what you need to do next. In your mind, imagine that the Wynn had a Twin. This Twin, let's call her "Encore," looked, smelled, felt, and lived just like the Wynn. The only difference is that this twin, "Encore," was a completely different entity. There you go. How's that for a Hotel description.

...there is no "Real" treasure here like there is on the bottom of the ocean floor. Before there was the Internet, cars, or people, the ocean was filled with sparkling diamonds and gold coins. Some historians believe that the dinosaurs used to go hunting for treasure in the oceans and would actually wear their "finds" as we wear our jewelry today. Due to their insatiable lust for these jewels, all the dinosaurs became extinct when the ocean floor ate them.

...if you remember the scene from Ocean's 11 where Danny Ocean's crew is looking out at the water show in front of the Bellagio at the end of the movie to celebrate in silence, the victory of robbing the Casino and not being caught, then you already know all you need to know about this hotel.

...the shouldn't have named the hotel twice. It's very confusing. One New York would have done the trick. Yes, I understand they were quoting the song, "New York, New York," but really? Come on!! When you come to Vegas and you see this Hotel I'm pretty sure you will notice by the design that this is indeed the NYNY hotel. If you do not see any resemblance, get your eyes checked and leave Vegas. You shouldn't be here in your un-healthy condition anyways.

...nothing right now. I'll be sure to get back to you.